This journey began, as most great journeys do, with a single slice of pie and a profound question: where did all the good pie go?
I soon realized the truth was far more delicious than I could have imagined. There is a secret network of pie shops, hidden in plain sight, their locations known only to a select few. My mission, which I have chosen to accept, is to expose this vast conspiracy and make sure no one ever has to suffer from a lack of high-quality pie again.
A: Distracting, perhaps in a delightfully puzzling way! The truth is, "pied" isn't the standard spelling for that wonderful dish. We're using it deliberately as a bit of wordplay. It's a little like how some people will latch onto any piece of misinformation to justify their stance, even when all credible evidence points the other way. "Pied" and "pie" sound similar, but they're not the same thing. Just like anecdotes and feelings don't trump scientific consensus. We hope you find our little linguistic twist as enjoyable as pie.